Twas the Night Before Christmas.

'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the plane,
Not a creature was stirring, except that shitzu (what a pain)
The people were tucked away up in their seats
in hopes of being ontime for their Christmas treats.

The children were mostly asleep, that's right.
except the one behind you kicked your seat all night!
The drinks were all out, and the stew was back reading.
The first class folks were all finished with their feeding.

When from under the seat, there came such a clatter.
My God! it's that shitzu, what the hell is the matter????
I asked, "Did you drug your dog so he would sleep?"
"No, ma'am, I never thought he would make a peep"

People start looking at this dog, that is yelping,
looking at me, like I should be helping.
I am no dog whisperer, that is all that I know.
But, lady you are disturbing row after row!!

The babies start waking and thinking we are there,
no little babies, we are still in the air!
I smile my Christmas smile, and stand up straight,
it looks, my friend, like we will be an hour late!

The weather is cold, and it might be a bit choppy.
But I put on my lipstick, I can not look sloppy.
We get where we are going, and goodbyes are all said.
after this flight, you better believe my book is all read!