Monday, November 17, 2008

Sometimes People get sick. I always dread the thought of someone getting sick on my plane (I mean really sick in a big way, I can deal with vomit)... So, this morning this chick hits her light. I go up there and expect her to ask for a blanket, she tells me she is sick. I get her some food, and ginger ale, and an ice cold wash cloth. I come back and ask if she needs a doctor. I ask more questions, and she decides to try and go to the bathroom. So, I assit her into the first class bathroom, except she doesn't make it. She fainted on me. It was scary, but there was a doctor onboard, and she is fine.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Magazines!

One thing I love about my job is getting all of the magazines people leave behind. I was really out of touch with the Gossip Mags and Entertainment Industry news. ;)

One question....

AM I THE ONLY PERSON THAT DOES NOT THINK MILEY CYRUS IS CUTE? I know let lightening strike me for being so rude, but seriously.... Am I?

Friday, November 7, 2008

Just so you know, Flight Attendants are not supposed to lift passenger's bags into the overhead bins. You would be shocked how many people sit down bag in aisle and ask me to put it up for them. Usually, I just tell them I am pregnant, so no, I will not lift your bag... Anyways, my friend Mark, who is no longer a f/a, once had a passenger in the bulkhead, request for Mark to get his bag down. Mark looked at the guy and said something along the lines of..."Why don't you get up and get it yourself" Guy's reply, "I would if my legs were not paralyzed." OOPS. This story always goes thru my mind when someone asks me to get a bag down....

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Just got home from a trip. It began on Monday morning. I went to the plane and introduced myself to the other crew members. The first officer was there, and had an unidentifiable look on him... His face was holding some sort of a smirk. His pants were weird, too. He has a closet with all of his uniform pieces in it (and that is it)... Apparently that is NOT it. His wife put a pair of her black, boot cut pants in his closet, and he was wearing them! They were snug in all the right places... He is a commuter, so drove to DFW Sunday night, and did not notice until Monday morning. He had these pants on all 3 days of our trip, and it provided a great laugh! I would have taken a picture, but I think he would have KILLED me!