Tales from the Pickle

Just got home from a trip. It began on Monday morning. I went to the plane and introduced myself to the other crew members. The first officer was there, and had an unidentifiable look on him... His face was holding some sort of a smirk. His pants were weird, too. He has a closet with all of his uniform pieces in it (and that is it)... Apparently that is NOT it. His wife put a pair of her black, boot cut pants in his closet, and he was wearing them! They were snug in all the right places... He is a commuter, so drove to DFW Sunday night, and did not notice until Monday morning. He had these pants on all 3 days of our trip, and it provided a great laugh! I would have taken a picture, but I think he would have KILLED me!