Training Day

Training is over for another year! Thank God!! Every year a flight attendant must go to the "charm farm" and requalify on all airplanes, cpr, etc... Every year I start getting nervous about a month before I go. This year, I started getting nervous in July since I was supposed to go in August. Due to a funeral, I postponed until yesterday. If you are not a flight attendant, or if you are an anal super stew, then you probably think that I am ridiculous for being so concerned. You are right. It is ridiculous. I have done it 10 times now. But still I sweat, feel like I might vomit, and turn red. I do not know why. Why does pretending to have a lav fire make me nervous? It is not a real plane. Why can't I just pretend I am playing stewardess? I do not know. I am just glad it is over and that I once again passed the drills, and fit through the window. The window is the only weight check these days.